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the flying memos meme

"Just interdepartmental memos. We used to use owls, but the mess was unbelievable... droppings all over the desks..."
— Arthur Weasley explains the memos

a Harry Potter-verse version of the gen texting/midnight texting meme. interdepartmental memos are not just for work at the Ministry of Magic - they're for misuse in school, or between neighbours, or even from upstairs to downstairs. or perhaps your magical person is so adept at charming a paper plane that it can cross the whole city.

tl;dr: it's a general texting meme. any OCs and characters from other canons are welcome. the only rule is play in the Harry Potter-verse and make it better which we all do already by merit of not being transphobic.

be gay, do crimes.

Comments

remus lupin

[mapmaker]

👀 don't mind me

[riseheliacal]

dear r, sorry so late, but could you be so good as to please bring your deft genius wandwork to the owlery and help me humanely catch the bloody demon bird who's flying amok with my ruddy homework?! ~ sb

stiles stilinksi

[studmuffin]

the worst ( best ) slytherin around.

misuse of memos of course

[brobeforehos]

Bring me snacks.

mae crawford (the demon's lexicon)

[brobeforehos]

fleur delacour

[beaubaton]

hermione granger

[reparo]

[bulgarian_bonbon]

How much coffee is too much coffee?

Asking for a friend.

[scaledwolf]

This is your reminder.

Cake break time.

Marlene McKinnon

[flannelwitch]

[Marauders Era or Marlene Didn't Die AU. Either way disaster lesbian ahead.]

raven reyes (the 100)

[pajarita]

[fits into any house so go wild if you wanna]

[flannelwitch]

Help, I accidentally asked a guy out for a beer because I thought he is gay and we'd bond, except my gaydar is fucking atrocious, so long story short I now have a date with a straight man and he just sent me an owl saying he is very excited.

Do you think I can pretend I accidentally caught tuberculosis and can't hang out?

Neville Longbottom

[plantdad]

[Slight preference for adult over teenager, but either can work!]

post-school things

[goldenxogirl]

Did I hear you were in Milan this weekend?

Viktor Krum

[bulgarian_bonbon]

[Can play canon or AU him into Hogwarts.]

Niccolo Santi | The Great Library

[agates]

[ gryffindor. quidditch captain and keeper. or visiting/exchange student from alexandria.

if post-hogwarts, auror. or maybe he teaches flying, leave him stuck with kids to dad. ]

[hieros_lokhos]

Professor Santi,

I have been informed by Professor McGonagall that I am to report to you as part of my induction to familiarize myself with common corridor patrol routes, as well as castle grounds and the Forest more broadly. As I have not been educated in Hogwarts myself, I have, of course, taken care to study this topic independently. Would you be available to meet with me on Tuesday afternoon and test my knowledge to assure the Headmistress that this part of my induction was completed satisfactorily?

With regards,
Ch. Wolfe
History Professor

Jon Snow | Game of Thrones

[scaledwolf]

[ Normally he's sorted into Gryffindor. However, if he was raised Aegon Targaryen, by Lyanna or Rhaegar, he'd end up in Slytherin because he'd just want that ambition of power to keep his family safe after what it had been through.

Post-hogwarts, Jon works as a an auror after school. Aegon would run the family business, *hand waves paperwork because it's a desk job at a company* ]

[flannelwitch]

Hey do you have any bad guys to catch? I wanna help catch bad guys

Come on I'm sure you have something, I could help, I'm efficient and I CONNECT THE DOTS

Oh shit it's 2am I'm so sorry I promise I'm not drunk

I decided to test how much coffee I could actually drink in a day, and it's going really well

Serena van der Woodsen | Gossip Girl

[goldenxogirl]

[ Ravenclaw, pure blood witch. Outwardly she seems more like she should be in Hufflepuff - because she encourages the parties and the fun behind professor's backs, but at the same time she gets straight A's and never misses an assignment. If it's sunny out, you'll likely find her out by the lake enjoying the warm, sunny weather.

Post-Hogwarts, she works as a model for fashion in both the wizarding world and muggle world. ]

Have a female Harry? :D

[minhalilia]

S.O.S.

I need an outfit for the next Hogsmeade weekend that doesn't scream 'I'm a hopeless case'.

Any ideas?

sirius "wanker" black

[canemstellam]

[Hogwarts, Post-Hogwarts and Sirius!Lives AUs are my jam. Lemme know what you want!]

Puppy things >.>

[alunarphase]

You decided to sleep in this morning? You missed an exam....

Jon Snow | Game of Thrones

[morghon]

[ jon stark, half-blood. slytherin. unknown mother, rumored to be some exiled dark witch out north, which earns him the nickname snow. animagus, dragonrider, can cast fiendfyre.

an auror post-hogwarts. appears to have questionable allegiances and abilities, but is actually one of dumbledore’s trusted spies. ]

[glacie]

I know we're not supposed to be communicating.
But I miss you.

harry potter

[coreofaphoenix]

[Slytherin & Gryffindor flavors. Will default to Slytherin unless Gryffindor is requested!]

cassie potter (and in some universes: cassie black)

[minhalilia]

[female!Harry! Slytherin or Gryffindor variations available!]

slyth house for them both?

[scaledwolf]

Are you headed to the common room?

Remus Lupin 🌙

[alunarphase]

[tsingtauense]

Nobody will tell me what happened - so I promise you don't have to and I won't ask. Just hope you feel better soon. If you want company meantime, I'll bring the silliest first year papers I'm grading for Slughorn, and hot chocolate for us to do spit-takes all over them. ~ L

cho chang 🦢

[schwan]

!! tri-wiz gee-wiz? idk

[beaubaton]

Are all Ravenclaws clever with Charms? I imagine so, or you would risk the ire of your Head of House.

lily evans

[lancifolium]

[ adult, student, or all the aus, whatever's clever ]

[canemstellam]

How much cake is too much cake?

Asking for a friend.

Tonks!

[metamorphical]

[Comes in 32 flavours and then some -- Aged up Marauders school shenanigans, aged down Golden Trio school trouble, totally!80s canon school mischief, She Lives! AU, canon, etc. Toss your hopes, your dreams, your whims, and we'll sort something out.]

Have all my chars at once again - M!/T!Lupin, M!Sirius, M!/AU!Lily, Any!Narcissa

[tsingtauense]

(hi, it's Lily - Marauder-era or AU)


lumenrelegandus
Trio-Era Lupin


timenssecundus
Marauder-Era Lupin


(whose human lookalike I'm always changing my mind about, so have a doggo)
riseheliacal
Marauder-Era Sirius


amaryllid
Any Era Narcissa

Do I play anyone els? Did I forget anyone? Bueller?