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[1castle4houses]

the flying memos meme

"Just interdepartmental memos. We used to use owls, but the mess was unbelievable... droppings all over the desks..."
— Arthur Weasley explains the memos

a Harry Potter-verse version of the gen texting/midnight texting meme. interdepartmental memos are not just for work at the Ministry of Magic - they're for misuse in school, or between neighbours, or even from upstairs to downstairs. or perhaps your magical person is so adept at charming a paper plane that it can cross the whole city.

tl;dr: it's a general texting meme. any OCs and characters from other canons are welcome. the only rule is play in the Harry Potter-verse and make it better which we all do already by merit of not being transphobic.

be gay, do crimes.

Comments

[pajarita]

merlin almighty
didn't know they MADE those in flannel
you went to camden, didn't you? of course you did, i bet you rode the bike there and all

[flannelwitch]

SLANDER

Alright yeah I bought it in Camden and I rode the bike, but I still don't appreciate your attitude

[pajarita]

what attitude? i can't help that i read you like an open gay book, mckinnon

also, option c: go and sit down and at the first available shot say "let's get one thing straight, i'm not."

[flannelwitch]

Option d: I'll trade you my flannel bra if you go on that date instead of me.

Tell the guy I got ran over by a gay hippogriff, or something.

Come on it will be fun.

[pajarita]

can i tell him you had a hip injury taking off your massive lesbian strap-on?

[flannelwitch]

YES AMAZING

You're seeing him in Hoxton at seven. Wear something pretty, he looks like he likes leather jackets.

[pajarita]

cool - i've got a rainbow tie-dye shirt for the occasion
what's his name?

[flannelwitch]

Bel something. I don't know I was looking at his bike.

Bellend probably. Idk don't quote me on that.

[pajarita]

ooohh he has a bike
alright i'll go meet this bellend for a beer in your name
put some ice on that strap-on injury, you pitiful woman

[flannelwitch]

[Message from Marlene McKinnon to Alice Longbottom, possibly seen by Raven one day. Or maybe not.]

I TOLD YOU I COULD SET RAVEN UP WITH THAT FRIEND OF YOURS AND NOT LOSE A SINGLE LIMB AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME

PAY UP LONGBOTTOM YOU OWE ME A TENNER