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[1castle4houses]

the flying memos meme

"Just interdepartmental memos. We used to use owls, but the mess was unbelievable... droppings all over the desks..."
— Arthur Weasley explains the memos

a Harry Potter-verse version of the gen texting/midnight texting meme. interdepartmental memos are not just for work at the Ministry of Magic - they're for misuse in school, or between neighbours, or even from upstairs to downstairs. or perhaps your magical person is so adept at charming a paper plane that it can cross the whole city.

tl;dr: it's a general texting meme. any OCs and characters from other canons are welcome. the only rule is play in the Harry Potter-verse and make it better which we all do already by merit of not being transphobic.

be gay, do crimes.

Comments

[lancifolium]

Less likely to be disturbed with nearly no space so you'll have to stay incredibly close to me.

[mapmaker]

i suppose, to make sure we don't soak the place, i should help wash your back?

[lancifolium]

Only if you let me wash your hair

[mapmaker]

yes.

for safety. so we don't slip on wet stone later.

[lancifolium]

If we stay close against the nearest wall once we got out we'd certainly be less likely to slip.

[mapmaker]

sensible. without you i'd fall to calamity, obviously.

[lancifolium]

I'm of the opinion it's a far better thing to fall to calamity with excellent company.

You could also just fall into my bed.

[mapmaker]

mutual ruination then?

[lancifolium]

I'm glad you've resigned yourself to your fate.

1/2

[mapmaker]

i wouldn't want to go down with anyone else but you.

2/2

[mapmaker]

( Panicked seconds later. )

i meant in terms of reputation, honestly. but the other thing? yes.

[lancifolium]

The other thing?

[ She is the devil and she is doing this on purpose. ]

[mapmaker]

you know precisely what i'm alluding to.

[lancifolium]

I'm a little unclear, you might have to elaborate. It's quite important to have a tight hold of the situation you know.

[mapmaker]

( Fine.

He takes a deep breath. )

i am talking about the act of cunnilingus.

1/2

[lancifolium]

[ Maybe he heard the thud of one shit talking red menace walking into a wall while reading that because her bluff got called. ]

Remus Lupin!

2/2

[lancifolium]

There isn't anyone else I'd want to do that or anything else with.

[mapmaker]

good. me either. i love you.

( Because scandalising her and then being sweet is definitely very Remus Lupin of him. )

[lancifolium]

Say that to my face and see what happens.

[mapmaker]

( He covers up his laugh before anyone asks him what he's happy about. )

oh, i will. i'm looking forward to your vengeance.

[lancifolium]

I love you and I intend to ensure that you know exactly how much. Even if we both walk a bit funny after.

[mapmaker]

we'll blame a broom accident. a collision.

[lancifolium]

I suppose that's far less scandalous than blaming your undeniable gorgeousness.

[mapmaker]

i think you're the only one who thinks so.

[lancifolium]

I think you don't give yourself enough credit. It's rather hard not to notice that you're wonderful.