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[1castle4houses]

the flying memos meme

"Just interdepartmental memos. We used to use owls, but the mess was unbelievable... droppings all over the desks..."
— Arthur Weasley explains the memos

a Harry Potter-verse version of the gen texting/midnight texting meme. interdepartmental memos are not just for work at the Ministry of Magic - they're for misuse in school, or between neighbours, or even from upstairs to downstairs. or perhaps your magical person is so adept at charming a paper plane that it can cross the whole city.

tl;dr: it's a general texting meme. any OCs and characters from other canons are welcome. the only rule is play in the Harry Potter-verse and make it better which we all do already by merit of not being transphobic.

be gay, do crimes.

Comments

[mapmaker]

very much. not to be crass, but i'm pretty sure if i move someone's going to ask about the broomstick in my pocket.

( Maybe he too will be brazen. )

[lancifolium]

I'd offer to be helpful and stand in front of you to shield you, but we would not be standing for very long.

[mapmaker]

you being near would make this situation much worse. i'm trying to think very unattractive things. if i see you it won't work

[lancifolium]

Whatever you do absolutely do not think about all the places I intend to touch you.

[mapmaker]

what's the spell equivalent of a cold shower? asking for a friend.

[lancifolium]

What about a cool bath, in the prefect's bathroom, with the very big tub?

[mapmaker]

i still think it's haunted in there.

[lancifolium]

Then I shall be forced to trap you in a smaller, less spooky bath.

[mapmaker]

oh.

yes.

but smaller, so we're less likely to be disturbed.

[lancifolium]

Less likely to be disturbed with nearly no space so you'll have to stay incredibly close to me.

[mapmaker]

i suppose, to make sure we don't soak the place, i should help wash your back?

[lancifolium]

Only if you let me wash your hair

[mapmaker]

yes.

for safety. so we don't slip on wet stone later.

[lancifolium]

If we stay close against the nearest wall once we got out we'd certainly be less likely to slip.

[mapmaker]

sensible. without you i'd fall to calamity, obviously.

[lancifolium]

I'm of the opinion it's a far better thing to fall to calamity with excellent company.

You could also just fall into my bed.

[mapmaker]

mutual ruination then?

[lancifolium]

I'm glad you've resigned yourself to your fate.

1/2

[mapmaker]

i wouldn't want to go down with anyone else but you.

2/2

[mapmaker]

( Panicked seconds later. )

i meant in terms of reputation, honestly. but the other thing? yes.

[lancifolium]

The other thing?

[ She is the devil and she is doing this on purpose. ]

[mapmaker]

you know precisely what i'm alluding to.

[lancifolium]

I'm a little unclear, you might have to elaborate. It's quite important to have a tight hold of the situation you know.

[mapmaker]

( Fine.

He takes a deep breath. )

i am talking about the act of cunnilingus.

1/2

[lancifolium]

[ Maybe he heard the thud of one shit talking red menace walking into a wall while reading that because her bluff got called. ]

Remus Lupin!