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[1castle4houses]

the flying memos meme

"Just interdepartmental memos. We used to use owls, but the mess was unbelievable... droppings all over the desks..."
— Arthur Weasley explains the memos

a Harry Potter-verse version of the gen texting/midnight texting meme. interdepartmental memos are not just for work at the Ministry of Magic - they're for misuse in school, or between neighbours, or even from upstairs to downstairs. or perhaps your magical person is so adept at charming a paper plane that it can cross the whole city.

tl;dr: it's a general texting meme. any OCs and characters from other canons are welcome. the only rule is play in the Harry Potter-verse and make it better which we all do already by merit of not being transphobic.

be gay, do crimes.

Comments

[mapmaker]

that is by far one of the sexiest things you have ever said.

[lancifolium]

Hey! You're not supposed to turn this around on me. I'm meant to be making you blush, not the other way around.

[mapmaker]

you're proposing mischief, how can i not find it all alluring?

[lancifolium]

If you only knew the scale of the mischief I have in mind Remus Lupin.

[mapmaker]

oh? tell me more.

[lancifolium]

I thought you didn't want to blush.

[mapmaker]

the urge to strangle has passed so it's fine.

[lancifolium]

Good, it was my aim to replace it with a far more fun sort of urge.

[mapmaker]

are we sure you're not secretly the villain here? this definitely feels like torture.

[lancifolium]

No of course not. It's part of my intrigue.

Come to my room tonight. For the opposite of torture.

[mapmaker]

sounds like something a torturer would say.

( He's actually quite pleased he managed to type that instead of just losing consciousness. )

[lancifolium]

That's not a no though.

[mapmaker]

why on earth would i say no?

[lancifolium]

Maybe you don't want to get absolutely ruined for life?

[mapmaker]

is that your plan? to ruin me?

[lancifolium]

Yes. Completely, actually.

[mapmaker]

i might have to find the fainting couch now.

[lancifolium]

I hope you land face up.

[mapmaker]

lily evans!

[lancifolium]

What! For safety of course.

Also it's much easier to straddle you that way.

[mapmaker]

tactical.

what a wicked temptress you are.

[lancifolium]

I like you too much and it's made me brazen.

Is it working?

[mapmaker]

very much. not to be crass, but i'm pretty sure if i move someone's going to ask about the broomstick in my pocket.

( Maybe he too will be brazen. )

[lancifolium]

I'd offer to be helpful and stand in front of you to shield you, but we would not be standing for very long.

[mapmaker]

you being near would make this situation much worse. i'm trying to think very unattractive things. if i see you it won't work