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the flying memos meme

"Just interdepartmental memos. We used to use owls, but the mess was unbelievable... droppings all over the desks..."
— Arthur Weasley explains the memos

a Harry Potter-verse version of the gen texting/midnight texting meme. interdepartmental memos are not just for work at the Ministry of Magic - they're for misuse in school, or between neighbours, or even from upstairs to downstairs. or perhaps your magical person is so adept at charming a paper plane that it can cross the whole city.

tl;dr: it's a general texting meme. any OCs and characters from other canons are welcome. the only rule is play in the Harry Potter-verse and make it better ~~which we all do already by merit of not being transphobic~~.

be gay, do crimes.

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oh, i doubt it will be a spree. just a quick murder.

May I ask who, and what I'm expected to say on your behalf as your alibi?

oh, just a mutual acquaintance. you won't be too upset when i drown sirius in the lake, right?

Not especially, that's one massive obstacle between myself and homework gone.

i knew you'd see it my way.

Any reason for the murder? You're usually the handsome level-headed one, a girl can't help but wonder.

oh, the usual. detention for a month. mindless destruction of property. my favourite book covered in slime.

WHAT? RUINED YOUR BOOK?

Where is he, I want to talk to him before you kill him

pouting behind the greenhouses. apparently i'm not being a very good comrade right now.

Your poor book! Do you want me to have a go at de-sliming it?

and subject you to the stench? it's not even just slime, it's goddawful. one minute i was there reading, the next it was dripping with something horrible and sirius was getting us all into trouble.

As though I were spared godawful sights and sounds generally? I go to this school too, let me help.

all right, you can work your magic on my book while i disembowel my friend :)

And after, chocolate cake.

i'm not sure you should be rewarding this murderous behaviour so well.

Crimes against books are serious crimes. Besides it's not as though I said I'd sit in your lap and play with your hair for it.

Unless...

i can't commit murder with my face blazing red! they'll give me a terrible nickname. the scarlet strangler.

Sounds as though you might be better off giving murder a miss and skipping right to the chocolate cake and lap sitting.

[ This cunning hell beast. ]

sneaky.

are you sure the hat didn't make a mistake? that's a slytherin move, miss evans.

Did it work Mr. Lupin?

well, i'm feeling less murderous.

Once more the day is saved from the scarlet strangler.

Let's hex whatever he uses on his hair to turn it colors instead.

that is by far one of the sexiest things you have ever said.

Hey! You're not supposed to turn this around on me. I'm meant to be making you blush, not the other way around.

you're proposing mischief, how can i not find it all alluring?