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[1castle4houses]

the flying memos meme

"Just interdepartmental memos. We used to use owls, but the mess was unbelievable... droppings all over the desks..."
— Arthur Weasley explains the memos

a Harry Potter-verse version of the gen texting/midnight texting meme. interdepartmental memos are not just for work at the Ministry of Magic - they're for misuse in school, or between neighbours, or even from upstairs to downstairs. or perhaps your magical person is so adept at charming a paper plane that it can cross the whole city.

tl;dr: it's a general texting meme. any OCs and characters from other canons are welcome. the only rule is play in the Harry Potter-verse and make it better which we all do already by merit of not being transphobic.

be gay, do crimes.

Comments

[mapmaker]

you know precisely what i'm alluding to.

[lancifolium]

I'm a little unclear, you might have to elaborate. It's quite important to have a tight hold of the situation you know.

[mapmaker]

( Fine.

He takes a deep breath. )

i am talking about the act of cunnilingus.

1/2

[lancifolium]

[ Maybe he heard the thud of one shit talking red menace walking into a wall while reading that because her bluff got called. ]

Remus Lupin!

2/2

[lancifolium]

There isn't anyone else I'd want to do that or anything else with.

[mapmaker]

good. me either. i love you.

( Because scandalising her and then being sweet is definitely very Remus Lupin of him. )

[lancifolium]

Say that to my face and see what happens.

[mapmaker]

( He covers up his laugh before anyone asks him what he's happy about. )

oh, i will. i'm looking forward to your vengeance.

[lancifolium]

I love you and I intend to ensure that you know exactly how much. Even if we both walk a bit funny after.

[mapmaker]

we'll blame a broom accident. a collision.

[lancifolium]

I suppose that's far less scandalous than blaming your undeniable gorgeousness.

[mapmaker]

i think you're the only one who thinks so.

[lancifolium]

I think you don't give yourself enough credit. It's rather hard not to notice that you're wonderful.

[mapmaker]

enough compliments now.

[lancifolium]

Afraid not. Going to fawn over you forever. And picture you naked.

[mapmaker]

lily!

i am fragile.

[lancifolium]

You're beautiful. I'll be gentle.

[ Lily Evans, a lying liar. ]

[mapmaker]

( She has been gentle with him, though her enjoyment of teasing him is a little barbed. He likes it, he trusts her. )

that remains to be seen.

[lancifolium]

And felt. And tasted.

[mapmaker]

all right, all right, you win. i am only a man.

[lancifolium]

I always win, especially when you're the prize.

[mapmaker]

aaaand, i'm blushing again. thank you for that.

[lancifolium]

Would you say you're feeling wooed?

[mapmaker]

thoroughly.

i don't think i stood a chance, honestly.

[lancifolium]

You certainly didn't, honestly.