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[1castle4houses]

the flying memos meme

"Just interdepartmental memos. We used to use owls, but the mess was unbelievable... droppings all over the desks..."
— Arthur Weasley explains the memos

a Harry Potter-verse version of the gen texting/midnight texting meme. interdepartmental memos are not just for work at the Ministry of Magic - they're for misuse in school, or between neighbours, or even from upstairs to downstairs. or perhaps your magical person is so adept at charming a paper plane that it can cross the whole city.

tl;dr: it's a general texting meme. any OCs and characters from other canons are welcome. the only rule is play in the Harry Potter-verse and make it better which we all do already by merit of not being transphobic.

be gay, do crimes.

Comments

[lancifolium]

Crimes against books are serious crimes. Besides it's not as though I said I'd sit in your lap and play with your hair for it.


Unless...

[mapmaker]

i can't commit murder with my face blazing red! they'll give me a terrible nickname. the scarlet strangler.

[lancifolium]

Sounds as though you might be better off giving murder a miss and skipping right to the chocolate cake and lap sitting.

[ This cunning hell beast. ]

[mapmaker]

sneaky.

are you sure the hat didn't make a mistake? that's a slytherin move, miss evans.

[lancifolium]

Did it work Mr. Lupin?

[mapmaker]

well, i'm feeling less murderous.

[lancifolium]

Once more the day is saved from the scarlet strangler.

Let's hex whatever he uses on his hair to turn it colors instead.

[mapmaker]

that is by far one of the sexiest things you have ever said.

[lancifolium]

Hey! You're not supposed to turn this around on me. I'm meant to be making you blush, not the other way around.

[mapmaker]

you're proposing mischief, how can i not find it all alluring?

[lancifolium]

If you only knew the scale of the mischief I have in mind Remus Lupin.

[mapmaker]

oh? tell me more.

[lancifolium]

I thought you didn't want to blush.

[mapmaker]

the urge to strangle has passed so it's fine.

[lancifolium]

Good, it was my aim to replace it with a far more fun sort of urge.

[mapmaker]

are we sure you're not secretly the villain here? this definitely feels like torture.

[lancifolium]

No of course not. It's part of my intrigue.

Come to my room tonight. For the opposite of torture.

[mapmaker]

sounds like something a torturer would say.

( He's actually quite pleased he managed to type that instead of just losing consciousness. )

[lancifolium]

That's not a no though.

[mapmaker]

why on earth would i say no?

[lancifolium]

Maybe you don't want to get absolutely ruined for life?

[mapmaker]

is that your plan? to ruin me?

[lancifolium]

Yes. Completely, actually.

[mapmaker]

i might have to find the fainting couch now.

[lancifolium]

I hope you land face up.