Owls from Last Night

[coreofaphoenix]

it's like texts from last night only better and with wizards/witches!

you know it goes

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hermione granger

[reparo]

sober and depressed:

1. I have cats now. Five of them. Am considering starting a global domination firm.
2. I wish that I had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs

drunk and lacking filter:

a. I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking.
b. Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.

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[lancifolium]

Take me with you.

[reparo]

I do need a co-conspirator.

[lancifolium]

The world wouldn't be able to take us.

[reparo]

Precisely why it deserves us.

a, misfire lmao

[nev]

Uh.

[reparo]

Oh no.

Pretend that went to Ginny.

[nev]

Is that coming from you, or your tits?

b, let's roll

[baby_deer]

As it ALWAYS does? I'm not drunk enough for this conversation.

[reparo]

Who's stopping you from catching up?
Anyway the point is that I learned there IS such a thing as a cursed dildo!

[baby_deer]

Okay I've got a drink
My body is ready
A cursed WHAT?

a (misfire?? AU? We don't know. we just rolllll with it.)

[coreofaphoenix]

He's not divorced but his name means dragon and you can bet he can afford a boat if that's your thing!

[reparo]

Are you trying to suggest I resort to flirting with Draco??
This is why I don't text you when drunk anymore, Harry.

[coreofaphoenix]

But is it really a 'resorting to flirting' thing with Draco? I mean, I've texted both of you when drunk.

Also. Fair.



[Facepalm Harry may be just as drunk.]

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[crumplehorn]

[ It's hard to tell if this response is surprising or entirely expected from someone like Luna, but— ]

oh i can help you with that
what sort of things are you looking for

[reparo]

Something to relax me? But without the added risk of halucinating Snape in a miniskirt.

[crumplehorn]

i'm sure he'd look very fetching

powdered dragonfang would be no good that'd just make you more high-strung. i have a spliff or two that could mellow you out, though. i like to unwind in the evenings with some music and a smoke

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[riseheliacal]

pfshaw, dear grasshopper - with your potions acumen, there is no need to rely on the vagueries of sketchy suppliers. - that is, perhaps for some of the ingredients but thus more respectable and none so dubious as a finished product

I haven't put this in writing . but theoretically someone like myself might be able to pass down recipes perfected by certain pawed-and-hoofed-predecessors . results well-tested for safety yet enjoyment . besides doing it yourself assures no unwanted additives . and allows for artistic flair

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[reparo]

You're telling me you and Harry's dad and professor Lupin got high together?

[reparo]

No - wait - are you suggesting I brew my own drugs? I

[reparo]

Actually that's not a bad idea, I am rather adept at Potions.

[riseheliacal]

1. i would never so besmirch role models.
but yes. frequently.
- well, no, lupin rather infrequently. i suppose someone who has altered consciousness regularly thrust upon them will understandably not find the prospect recreational. but every now and then, everyone can do with a different frame of mind.

2. i don't know what you're talking about.

3. of course it is and indeed you are. as i said, my service available, though i wouldn't be too surprised if you wound up not needing

a, journal isn't set up yet but i couldn't resist

[malfoi]

I am made of questions, Granger, the first and foremost being: are you entirely certain you meant to message this number?

no icons we ride like men

[reparo]

Oh, bollocks. No. And I am not taking further questions, thank you!

[malfoi]

No, no, I've got some necessary followups. Intellectual curiosity demands it. Why divorced, rather than just single?