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Harry Potter ([personal profile] coreofaphoenix) wrote in [community profile] hogwartsexpressed2021-01-30 06:35 pm
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Owls from Last Night



it's like texts from last night only better and with wizards/witches!

you know it goes
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
What makes you think I'd curse a dildo?

Unless I could leave it on Snape's grave

Fuck I'd totally curse a dildo I need to stop drinking now
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Harry, language!
Also - Harry, pettiness!

This is definitely why I won't tell you. This and you'd tell George and then we'd have a full range of cursed dildoes.
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF HERMIONE YOU TURNED A WOMAN INTO A BEETLE BECAUSE SHE SAID MEAN THINGS ABOUT YOU

I mean I love you but you're the pettiest person I know

Is pettiest a word?

Anyway I' sure George already knows
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
SHE DESERVED IT
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
SO DOES SNAPE
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You play dirty, Potter.
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
So how do you curse a dildo?
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
There are spells that activate when a specific keyword is spoken, and you can modify them to specific letters.
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I shouldn't have started drinking before you answered that question
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally I think triggering them to the letter S is the most efficient option.
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Because evil people scream 'watch me i'm a snake!' when they're about to orgasm?
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1/3

[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the worst.
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
And the best.
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Most people say "that's so good."
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
The fact that this is why my mind went kinda explains why I don't get laid
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Harry, it's the "watch me i'm a snake".
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't call me Parselmouth for nothing
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD, UNREAD
UNREAD
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop clutching your pearls

There is no way you got what I was talking about, because even I don't know, I was just saying shit

This is good vodka. Why didn't we drink vodka in Hogwarts?
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably to spare people from you ever making that terrible Parselmouth joke, Harry.
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M A SNEIK! I'M A SNEIK!
Edited 2021-01-31 20:10 (UTC)
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ridiculous.
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hermione!

It's pronounce ri-DIK-ku-lus, not RI-di-cu-lous. You'll never kill a boggart with this attitude.
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-01-31 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You are a re-DICK-ulous.
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[personal profile] baby_deer 2021-01-31 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe you don't want to discuss enunciating. Maybe it's YOU who doesn't know how to curse a dildo

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