the hogwarts meme

[lancifolium]

𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒆

How to play
① Tag in
② Go to RNG and roll 1-10. That's your scenario!
③ Tag around!
④ Have fun. :)


Scenarios

① Transfiguration. Pay attention and maybe your teacup will turn into a whole rat instead of just a furry piece of nonsense! Ask someone for help.
② Potions. Watch out for Snape. How's that nastily complicated brew coming along, by the way? Looks like one of you screwed it up!
③ Charms. A relatively easy class ... when your friend isn't bugging you. The trouble is that you're both having too much fun together to concentrate.
④ History of Magic. ... IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN. Spice up the lesson with your buddy's help!
⑤ Par-tay in the Common Room. Who the heck knows why it's going on, but you're not missing out on this for anything and neither is your friend! Who cares if they're not from the same House, right?
⑥ Quidditch. Training or playing an official inter-house match? Showing off or just trying to stay airborne? Good luck and don't fall off your broom!
⑦ Detention. Shelling out manky old exoskeletons bare-handed? Re-alphabetizing an entire section of the library all night long? Maybe you're unfortunate enough to have been grouped together in the Forbidden Forest.
⑧ The Astronomy Tower. Whether a late night class or a romantic evening together, the stars are beautiful.
⑨ Hogsmeade. You have a whole day here with your friends! Where will you go and what are you up to?
⑩ The Great Hall. Breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? A feast sure sounds nice, be it for Halloween or Christmas. Celebrate together!

Comments

Sirius Black

[canemstellam]

[oh god voice testing.]

[reparo]

Please do feel free to not use Hogwarts owls to smuggle contraband firewhiskey to students, Sirius. Especially not the ones who are yet to have turned eighteen.

[canemstellam]

[Sirius smirked in amusement.]

Firewhiskey? What firewhiskey? I have no idea what you are talking about, Hermione.

But, if I were the one to provide said firewhiskey, then isn't it better they have these lessons now than later on? Controlled environments and all that?

[reparo]

You know they're underaged and providing them with illegal alcohol - not to mention being caught - would be a blemish on your recently cleared record.

Ugh, just send it to me, I'm eighteen.

[canemstellam]

Well, we don't want that, do we?

Did my Godson forget to give you what I sent for you specifically? Next time, I will have to send it to you directly.

[ He probably sent her her own bottle of firewhiskey or a great bottle of elf-made wine. She did have a lot on her plate after all! She deserved it. He'd have to get onto Harry for that! ]

[reparo]

You sent me something specifically? Oh

Thank you.

[canemstellam]

I did. Harry should be bringing it by momentarily.

[Did Sirius call him on the magic mirror? Most definitely.]

You'll have to let me know if you like it.

[reparo]

I've never seen the point of illicit drinking in Hogwarts if I'm honest.

[canemstellam]

And that, my dear, is why you are Head Girl material.

That and your brilliance, but that goes without saying.

[reparo]

And my ability to tell when I'm being mocked.

[canemstellam]

[Of course Sirius stepped in it! He's not the most graceful of men.]

No, no, I did not mean in any way to mock you. It's smart.

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[lancifolium]

Wanker.

LOLOL yes.

[canemstellam]

You flirt. ;)

[lancifolium]

Don't you winky face at me, you know what you did.

[canemstellam]

You'll have to narrow it down for me because I've done a lot to be called a wanker for.

Especially in the last week alone.

[lancifolium]

A lot at the the very least.

You stole my last pencil. Now I have to wait two weeks for a fresh box to come by post. All of my notes are going to be outrageously messy.

[canemstellam]

That was yours??

[Did he know that? Probably.]

Well, you will be pleased to know that it was put to good use! If you're okay with a few chew marks, I'd be happy to give it back!

[lancifolium]

I don't think I want anything involved with me that close to your mouth thank you very much.

[canemstellam]

Oh good because I don't actually know where it currently is...

[lancifolium]

SIRIUS WANK BLACK STOP PUTTING MY THINGS IN YOUR MOUTH AND LOSING THEM.

[canemstellam]

I'm charmed you remember my middle name!

But just for you, I will do my best to look for said chewed pencil and use it at every opportunity I have.

[lancifolium]

This is war.

[canemstellam]

You told me to keep anything that's been in or near my mouth to myself!

[lancifolium]

The taking the pencil in the first place was your first act of aggression, chewing and losing it was one step too far. I can't let larceny like this slide.

[canemstellam]

Technically, I took it from Remus.

The rest is fair.