the hogwarts meme

[lancifolium]

𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒆

How to play
① Tag in
② Go to RNG and roll 1-10. That's your scenario!
③ Tag around!
④ Have fun. :)


Scenarios

① Transfiguration. Pay attention and maybe your teacup will turn into a whole rat instead of just a furry piece of nonsense! Ask someone for help.
② Potions. Watch out for Snape. How's that nastily complicated brew coming along, by the way? Looks like one of you screwed it up!
③ Charms. A relatively easy class ... when your friend isn't bugging you. The trouble is that you're both having too much fun together to concentrate.
④ History of Magic. ... IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN. Spice up the lesson with your buddy's help!
⑤ Par-tay in the Common Room. Who the heck knows why it's going on, but you're not missing out on this for anything and neither is your friend! Who cares if they're not from the same House, right?
⑥ Quidditch. Training or playing an official inter-house match? Showing off or just trying to stay airborne? Good luck and don't fall off your broom!
⑦ Detention. Shelling out manky old exoskeletons bare-handed? Re-alphabetizing an entire section of the library all night long? Maybe you're unfortunate enough to have been grouped together in the Forbidden Forest.
⑧ The Astronomy Tower. Whether a late night class or a romantic evening together, the stars are beautiful.
⑨ Hogsmeade. You have a whole day here with your friends! Where will you go and what are you up to?
⑩ The Great Hall. Breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? A feast sure sounds nice, be it for Halloween or Christmas. Celebrate together!

Comments

[lancifolium]

A lot at the the very least.

You stole my last pencil. Now I have to wait two weeks for a fresh box to come by post. All of my notes are going to be outrageously messy.

[canemstellam]

That was yours??

[Did he know that? Probably.]

Well, you will be pleased to know that it was put to good use! If you're okay with a few chew marks, I'd be happy to give it back!

[lancifolium]

I don't think I want anything involved with me that close to your mouth thank you very much.

[canemstellam]

Oh good because I don't actually know where it currently is...

[lancifolium]

SIRIUS WANK BLACK STOP PUTTING MY THINGS IN YOUR MOUTH AND LOSING THEM.

[canemstellam]

I'm charmed you remember my middle name!

But just for you, I will do my best to look for said chewed pencil and use it at every opportunity I have.

[lancifolium]

This is war.

[canemstellam]

You told me to keep anything that's been in or near my mouth to myself!

[lancifolium]

The taking the pencil in the first place was your first act of aggression, chewing and losing it was one step too far. I can't let larceny like this slide.

[canemstellam]

Technically, I took it from Remus.

The rest is fair.

[lancifolium]

Were you jealous that I gave him one of my pencils? You were, weren't you?

[canemstellam]

When I asked for one of your fancy pencils, you told me over MY DEAD BODY, Lily Rude Evans.

So. Maybe. A little.

[lancifolium]

Have you thought about being less of a wanker?

[canemstellam]

I considered it but it just didn't seem right.

[lancifolium]

Fair. I'd hate to throw myself at you for the wrong reasons.

[canemstellam]

I'm nothing if not consistent.

Much to my families disappointment.

[lancifolium]

Forever the wanker.

[canemstellam]

Admit it, you like it.

[lancifolium]

Even if I did, I'd never.

[canemstellam]

Then it's a good thing that I know it for the both of us.

[lancifolium]

You're delusional.

[canemstellam]

You say delusional, I say correct... same difference.

[lancifolium]

I also said I want my pencil back and we see where that's gotten us.

[canemstellam]

Correction, you said you didn't want things that have been in my mouth.

You know I'm a very oral fixated guy.

[lancifolium]

[ STOP WITH ALL THE MENTIONING OF MOUTHS, SHE'S FINE, THIS IS FINE. ]

It's why I'm careful not to sit too close to you, I'm certain parts of me would end up chapped.