the hogwarts meme

[lancifolium]

𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒆

How to play
① Tag in
② Go to RNG and roll 1-10. That's your scenario!
③ Tag around!
④ Have fun. :)


Scenarios

① Transfiguration. Pay attention and maybe your teacup will turn into a whole rat instead of just a furry piece of nonsense! Ask someone for help.
② Potions. Watch out for Snape. How's that nastily complicated brew coming along, by the way? Looks like one of you screwed it up!
③ Charms. A relatively easy class ... when your friend isn't bugging you. The trouble is that you're both having too much fun together to concentrate.
④ History of Magic. ... IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN. Spice up the lesson with your buddy's help!
⑤ Par-tay in the Common Room. Who the heck knows why it's going on, but you're not missing out on this for anything and neither is your friend! Who cares if they're not from the same House, right?
⑥ Quidditch. Training or playing an official inter-house match? Showing off or just trying to stay airborne? Good luck and don't fall off your broom!
⑦ Detention. Shelling out manky old exoskeletons bare-handed? Re-alphabetizing an entire section of the library all night long? Maybe you're unfortunate enough to have been grouped together in the Forbidden Forest.
⑧ The Astronomy Tower. Whether a late night class or a romantic evening together, the stars are beautiful.
⑨ Hogsmeade. You have a whole day here with your friends! Where will you go and what are you up to?
⑩ The Great Hall. Breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? A feast sure sounds nice, be it for Halloween or Christmas. Celebrate together!

Comments

[lancifolium]

Even if I did, I'd never.

[canemstellam]

Then it's a good thing that I know it for the both of us.

[lancifolium]

You're delusional.

[canemstellam]

You say delusional, I say correct... same difference.

[lancifolium]

I also said I want my pencil back and we see where that's gotten us.

[canemstellam]

Correction, you said you didn't want things that have been in my mouth.

You know I'm a very oral fixated guy.

[lancifolium]

[ STOP WITH ALL THE MENTIONING OF MOUTHS, SHE'S FINE, THIS IS FINE. ]

It's why I'm careful not to sit too close to you, I'm certain parts of me would end up chapped.

[canemstellam]

[HE CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S A GIFT OK]

Fair. Absolutely fair and possible! Which just means I have to find something else to do or have in my mouth.

Which brings us back to the pencil I stole from Remus. We both know I'd rather do something else with said mouth.

[lancifolium]

Talk rubbish and give me a headache?

[canemstellam]

Now we both know that's simply a gift. The gift that keeps on giving, if you will.

[lancifolium]

I would have been fine with a good book.

[canemstellam]

Of all people, you would be. But, why have a book when you can have me?

[Yeah, he knows what he typed.]

[lancifolium]

Haven't I read you thouroughly enough Sirius?

[ Shut up Lily. ]

[canemstellam]

I think you need a more critical read through. You know. No matter how superficial it seems, there's depth!

[lancifolium]

Are you going to be doing whatever you're threatening to do with your mouth while I do?

[ She knows she's an idiot. ]

[canemstellam]

Really, what kind of question is that?

The answer is obviously yes. Probably.

[lancifolium]

A reasonable one, I need to weigh out whether or not I ought to avoid you.

[canemstellam]

Hm, that's fair.

Though, I'd say it's more of a promise. We both know how talented my mouth is.

[lancifolium]

I refuse to indulge your vanity, you're insufferable enough.

Your mouth is fine.

[canemstellam]

You flirt.

[lancifolium]

Oh shush.