the (social) floo network / owls from last night [March/April]

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the (social) floo network / owls from last night



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This is a general inbox that you can use for misc. communications (texts/floo mail/letters/etc) for all characters! Feel free to come back to it as much as you want!

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Christopher Wolfe | The Great Library

[aleasifa]

[ ravenclaw. everyone thinks he’s muggleborn because he came from a muggle orphanage in egypt, but his real parents are secretly wizards who specialize in alchemy out somewhere in the world. an arrogant ass, because he’s smart and he knows it.

older tired library dad version available at dhiib. def a professor post-hogwarts, probably history of magic and/or muggle studies. comes off as pleasant as severus snape, but is actually more of a bitter jon snow lmao. m/m for shipping. i’m cool with any era though i’m not well-versed in fantastic beast times. ]

[metamorphical]

[So the Hufflepuff ridiculousness has decided to be the Ravenclaw's sunshine friend. ..Whether he wants it or not? Sorry not sorry! Feel free to be as grumpy as need be!]

So a priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.

The rabbit tells the bartender, "I think I'm a typo."

tonks eeeee

[aleasifa]

[ The Ravenclaw might be grumpy because he can't make sense of the joke. ]

Why are they even going to a bar?

[metamorphical]

[Classic Ravenclaw.]

Where do you think they get holy wine?

[aleasifa]

Holy wine.

[ Really, Tonks. ]

Explain.

[metamorphical]

Well you see, Christopher...wine plays a large part in some religions' rituals. And where do you get wine? A pub. What's another name for a pub? A bar. So! Two and two make four and a priest and a minister are totally going to walk in with a rabbit.

I'm sorry but I had a Bellamy account and I had to

[arapacis]

A Gryffindor told me it was impossible to make a smartphone work in Hogwarts, so logically I borrowed all the books the library had about inventing a magical radio, and I'm trying to figure out how they did that. Wanna come over and help?

omg yes hahaha he's a popular face but i haven't found anyone more suitable yet lol

[aleasifa]

Which Gryffindor?

[arapacis]

I tell you I've been challenged and you ask me which Gryffindor? COME ON.

Weasley.

switching to this account to keep up the bellamy lmao

[dhiib]

Why would you be challenged by a Weasley? You can take any of them on any day.

But, yes, I'll help. Where are you?

[arapacis]

Look I never said I was being rational, it just ruffled me when he said something is impossible.

I'm in the library, but I think Pince will kick me out soon. I'll check out as many books as I can, and meet me in the Common Room?

[raresteaks]

What would you recommend's worth reading as far as Egyptian curses that make the sufferer gassy?

[aleasifa]

Depends on who you're intending to inflict them upon.

[raresteaks]

Oh no, it's removal not infliction that brings me here.