hogwartsexpressed | Owls from Last Night

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it's like texts from last night only better and with wizards/witches!

you know it goes

He's just cranky because he couldn't seduce his date to Stairway.

Hermione you don't even live here

Wow, Harry. Rude and hurtful. After everything we've been through.

YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT

Or do you want coitus Stairwell interruptus?

Ngl I'm fucking proud of spelling that, all things considered

I do like my independence and studio even if it's as small as a shoebox, thank you.

Go on keep rubbing it in

Brb gotta grab an idiot and go get his head checked

I hope you're not back to talking about yourself in third person.

Neville. For the pre-Stairwell concussion.

What an amatuer.

I was GOING to help you two sort out your differences and come up with a schedule but if you're both going to be twats I am out.