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𝑒𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑠 ([personal profile] lancifolium) wrote in [community profile] hogwartsexpressed2021-01-28 02:21 pm
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the hogwarts meme


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How to play
① Tag in
② Go to RNG and roll 1-10. That's your scenario!
③ Tag around!
④ Have fun. :)


Scenarios

① Transfiguration. Pay attention and maybe your teacup will turn into a whole rat instead of just a furry piece of nonsense! Ask someone for help.
② Potions. Watch out for Snape. How's that nastily complicated brew coming along, by the way? Looks like one of you screwed it up!
③ Charms. A relatively easy class ... when your friend isn't bugging you. The trouble is that you're both having too much fun together to concentrate.
④ History of Magic. ... IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN. Spice up the lesson with your buddy's help!
⑤ Par-tay in the Common Room. Who the heck knows why it's going on, but you're not missing out on this for anything and neither is your friend! Who cares if they're not from the same House, right?
⑥ Quidditch. Training or playing an official inter-house match? Showing off or just trying to stay airborne? Good luck and don't fall off your broom!
⑦ Detention. Shelling out manky old exoskeletons bare-handed? Re-alphabetizing an entire section of the library all night long? Maybe you're unfortunate enough to have been grouped together in the Forbidden Forest.
⑧ The Astronomy Tower. Whether a late night class or a romantic evening together, the stars are beautiful.
⑨ Hogsmeade. You have a whole day here with your friends! Where will you go and what are you up to?
⑩ The Great Hall. Breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? A feast sure sounds nice, be it for Halloween or Christmas. Celebrate together!
minhalilia: (actually working)

Cassie Potter (Fem!Harry)

[personal profile] minhalilia 2021-01-28 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
minhalilia: (oookay)

[personal profile] minhalilia 2021-01-29 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol! You got it. What's going on?
minhalilia: (oh hell no)

perfect icon is perfect

[personal profile] minhalilia 2021-01-30 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a LONG lull between text messages where you can be assured that Cassie is trying to scrub her brain.]

Oh Merlin. Who... no, I don't want to know.

A cougar is a strong and attractive older woman who enjoys younger guys.
minhalilia: (oh)

truth!!

[personal profile] minhalilia 2021-01-31 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if I really want to know the answer to this.

But.

Were you called a cougar and if so, by who?!
minhalilia: (i have an idea)

[personal profile] minhalilia 2021-02-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god.

Of course it was Tesco! And teenagers at Tesco is even worse!


[She's going to just ignore the fact that during the holidays, she is one of those teens at Tesco... minus the cougar remarks. Obviously.]
minhalilia: (head tilt)

[personal profile] minhalilia 2021-02-03 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I can't say for sure but boys my age and a bit older are remarkably dumb.

But it may not be their smarts that these women really want.
minhalilia: (studying)

hahahahaha the full name bless

[personal profile] minhalilia 2021-02-11 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cassie laughs and shook her head at the response.]

Well, since you asked me, I would usually say no.

There may be one or two who aren't ridiculously dumb but they're few and far between.


[Neville was one of those who wasn't on the dumb list.]