that's so random

[1castle4houses]

random scenario meme
comment with your character.
respond to others
rng once for type of scene, rng the second time for the setting. hardmode: give someone a starter exactly for what you rolled.

TYPES OF SCENES
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Outrageous scenarios, stuck-in-a-closet, cursed-with-purple-hair, all the stuff out of a crack fic!
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.

CRACK.
① Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑩ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.

Comments

I am all about weird and you know it

[plantdad]

You'd think that after close to seven years at Hogwarts, Neville would be used to ghosts popping up at random places. And to be fair, he is. Mostly. Like when they pop up in places where he expects them. Like The Great Hall. Or the dungeons. Or literally anywhere that's not a greenhouse.

It doesn't help that his nerves are taunt and tense, this last year at Hogwarts being nothing like he'd hoped for. Between one Carrow and the other, he has seriously reconsidered whether Snape's classes really were the worst he's ever attended, and Herbology is his only refuge, which is why he's here now. Taking care of some rare plants after hours, ostensibly for additional NEWT practice, but in reality to soothe his stressed brain. Soil makes head feel good.

If you put all that together, maybe it's no wonder that when Rowena speaks and emerges out of thin air, he panics just a little bit, steps wrong, knocks a ceramic pot off a table to the side, and drops his bag of fertilizer to the ground. Then lands on his ass.

"Bloody..." He bites down on a swear word, once he realizes that the ghost is definitely an adult, and therefore probably a former teacher. That would be unwise. "Sorry, I... You startled me."

[rravenclaw]

When he confessed to being startled Rowena nodded some, glancing his way before her attention returned to his plants. "I know." She knows almost everything that goes on within her school. There's hardly a stone in the place that wasn't laid without her knowledge and approval and those stones see much, imparting their memories to a spirit like hers, who knew what wordless questions to ask.

"In truth, I'm quite pleased my appearance could make such an impression. It's been a very long time since I was seen." The ghost ran its spectral hands over the wilted stems of the plants, as she hummed thoughtfully.

"Should you sprinkle a bit of powdered ironstone onto the soil it ought to leach down to the roots when you water, that's what they're missing so much."

[plantdad]

Well, that much is true. This is Neville's seventh year, and he hasn't seen this ghost once. Who knew that he could still be surprised about something like this?

And, more importantly: who knew that there was a Herbology ghost in Hogwarts?

"Ironstone," he repeats, looking around to see if he's got any. Surely there will be some in the cupboards? He better start looking.

"Thank you for the lesson," he says, striving to be polite. "My name is Neville Longbottom. What should I call you?"