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Hogwarts ([personal profile] xoxohogwarts) wrote in [community profile] hogwartsexpressed2021-02-12 09:23 am
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the woods are lovely, dark and deep


𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’‡π’π’“π’ƒπ’Šπ’…π’…π’†π’ 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕


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𝟏 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒓 π’π’π’π’Œπ’Šπ’π’ˆ – Maybe you zigged when you should have zagged, but either way, you don’t know where you are, or how to get back to where you’re supposed to be. Alternately, you’re part of the search party sent to go find the missing person, careful you don’t end up lost yourself!

𝟐 π’…π’†π’•π’†π’π’•π’Šπ’π’ – Whatever you did you’ve ended up out in the forest after dark following after The Groundskeeper (or maybe you are the Groundskeeper). Careful, don’t hang too far back from the rest of the group, it’s dangerous out there.

πŸ‘ π’‡π’“π’Šπ’”π’Œπ’š π’ƒπ’–π’”π’Šπ’π’†π’”π’” – Sure there might be spiders and centaurs, along with who knows what else, but you can’t deny how private the forest is, and how easy it is to steal away behind a tree with that certain somebody.

πŸ’ π’“π’–π’π’π’Šπ’π’ˆ 𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒅/𝒐𝒖𝒕 π’‡π’π’“π’‚π’ˆπ’Šπ’π’ˆ – Maybe you’re after some extra credit, or just trying to suck up to a professor, heck, maybe you’re a professor trying to date a professor, or maybe it’s a full moon and you’re after some Fluxweed, either way, better be quick about it!

πŸ“ π’”π’π’Žπ’†π’•π’‰π’Šπ’π’ˆ π’Šπ’” π’‚π’Žπ’Šπ’”π’”! – Death Eaters in the castle! Drama in Ravenclaw Tower! A Professor turned evil! An emotional exit and storming off turned cataclysmic! Dragons! Something serious has happened to bring you to the forest today!

πŸ” π’‘π’“π’π’—π’Šπ’π’ˆ π’šπ’π’–π’“ π’Žπ’†π’•π’•π’π’† – A Rite of Passage? Or maybe you lost a bet or ran your mouth too much for too long. Whatever happened it’s time to put up or shut up and gain bragging rights for the rest of the term.

πŸ• π’•π’Šπ’Žπ’† 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒆! – Whatever it was you were just doing, it’s time to get away, and what better way to make sure your retreat is covered than to cut a path through the Forbidden Forest?

πŸ– 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 π’‰π’Šπ’Œπ’† – You don’t get why everyone thinks this place is dangerous, you love coming to the forest for some fresh air and creature spotting/hiking/bird watching.

πŸ— 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’π’ƒπ’π’Šπ’ˆπ’‚π’•π’π’“π’š π’˜π’†π’“π’†π’˜π’π’π’‡/π’‚π’π’Šπ’Žπ’‚π’ˆπ’–π’” π’π’‘π’•π’Šπ’π’ – Exactly what it says on the tin.

𝟏𝟎 π’˜π’Šπ’π’…π’„π’‚π’“π’…! – Go wild! Live your life!

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[personal profile] reparo 2021-02-14 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
She pulls a face at that, secretly thinking: ugh, Herbology. Because honestly, Herbology - she's never really been a fan herself, what with all of the smelly fertilizers, the loud plants, the snappy-bitey plants, and the fact that you had to wait until something grew. Thank you, she prefers her Potions ingredients readily prepared.

"There are a few other stories about unicorns that have absolutely nothing to do with purple witch hazel, but I'm sure you know all about it." Which means they won't be seeing any unicorns today, if you know what she means.

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[personal profile] plantdad 2021-02-14 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
He frowns, confused.

"Other stories about unicorns? Sorry, Hermione, you'll have to spell that one out for me. I spent the last three weeks making my way through the greenhouses. If something doesn't need to be pruned or watered, it doesn't exist."
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-02-14 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
She snorts, and decides - what the hell, why not? Let's traumatise Neville!

"That they're not attracted to witches because of plants, but because of virginity."
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[personal profile] plantdad 2021-02-14 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
The frown only deepens.

"Wait, what? I've literally never heard that one. How would they even tell? Also, why would they stay away from very young boys? I was definitely a virgin when that unicorn in magic zoo wouldn't come up to me when I was ten."
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-02-14 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
She lets out a laugh, and shrugs. "I'm going to assume a bully came up with that myth, honestly. And much like all myths, they don't need to have a whiff of truth to them, just to be interesting enough to bear repeating."
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[personal profile] plantdad 2021-02-15 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right." He frowns, and just files the bit of muggle trivia in his head for later. Unicorns and virgins. Ludicrous. What's next, dragons and virgins?

"I don't think purple witch hazel interrogates your sexual history, but if it does, and it gives teenagers ideas, I'll be super mad."
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-02-17 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, that's a thought. "Yes? Will you be giving it a stern talking to, do you reckon?"
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[personal profile] plantdad 2021-02-19 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He rolls his eyes. Right. As if she thinks of him like that. This is pure mockery.

"Get your mind out of the gutter, Hermione. I can see what you're thinking."
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[personal profile] reparo 2021-02-19 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
She lets out a belly-deep laugh. "Alright alright - also, no you can't." And you, Professor Longbottom, may have a nose boop now. "Let's do the harvesting before it gets dark?"
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