Owls from Last Night

[coreofaphoenix]

it's like texts from last night only better and with wizards/witches!

you know it goes

Comments

[baby_deer]

Stop clutching your pearls

There is no way you got what I was talking about, because even I don't know, I was just saying shit

This is good vodka. Why didn't we drink vodka in Hogwarts?

[reparo]

Probably to spare people from you ever making that terrible Parselmouth joke, Harry.

[baby_deer]

I'M A SNEIK! I'M A SNEIK!

[reparo]

Ridiculous.

[baby_deer]

Hermione!

It's pronounce ri-DIK-ku-lus, not RI-di-cu-lous. You'll never kill a boggart with this attitude.

[reparo]

You are a re-DICK-ulous.

[baby_deer]

I can't believe you don't want to discuss enunciating. Maybe it's YOU who doesn't know how to curse a dildo

[reparo]

Stop trying to bait me into doing it.

[baby_deer]

It's for the greater good of seeing a dong dance on Snape's grave

Ding DONG the witch is dead. If you will.

[reparo]

Right well this is the last time I tell you how work went.