Owls from Last Night

[coreofaphoenix]

it's like texts from last night only better and with wizards/witches!

you know it goes

Comments

4

[dromedablack]

I really must try this. Sounds indulgent!

Narcissa #3

[dromedablack]

Oh good, we have much to catch up on.

[minhalilia]

If you wanted to share, all you had to do was ask! And if we're being fancy, bringing your own spoon.

[minhalilia]

I won't lie, the mashed potatoes are delicious. I guess I can let it slide.

[minhalilia]

Is there any other way than stepping it up and bringing it?

If you're not going to be ALL in, then why bother?

[canemstellam]

Padfoot really loves his fries, what can I say?

[canemstellam]

I stand by what I said. At least I got dashing good looks out of the deal.

[Look, it's the small things, right?]

for royal_venant (3 cont.)

[canemstellam]

You don't want to share Mistake Wednesday with me? I'm hurt, Reg!

for royal_venant (4 cont.)

[canemstellam]

I can't help it that we all learn differently for different subjects.

5 (misfire??? BECAUSE REASONS.)

[minhalilia]

You wanted to make out with me?

a (misfire?? AU? We don't know. we just rolllll with it.)

[coreofaphoenix]

He's not divorced but his name means dragon and you can bet he can afford a boat if that's your thing!

2

[crumplehorn]

[ It's hard to tell if this response is surprising or entirely expected from someone like Luna, but— ]

oh i can help you with that
what sort of things are you looking for

[lumenrelegandus]

1. Do I ever have cigarettes?
2. Why were you wearing a balaclava?
3. Why the Russian accent?
4. Given 1-3, if I go check on the firewhiskey, will I find any left?

[lumenrelegandus]

I've narrowed down the suspects. It's possible 12Grimm isn't the best setting for pets.

[Not wanting to blame Kreacher to Hermione, on two fronts.]

[amaryllid]

It's necessary if you don't wish to be fended off by an Elf.

Can I help you with something?

[amaryllid]

…

Indeed.

How are you, Meda

[riseheliacal]

you're kind yet truthful, tactful yet direct, and unlikely to be jealous due to a secure self-confidence and own fine bestowment. who better?

plus all the blokes are being useless

[middle initial wrong purposefully, though possibly not by Sirius]

[riseheliacal]

Ms Preauror H.G. Granger, I am your vicarious godfather or something and should be sending you to bed.

plus there's pudding and i don' wanna

[timenssecundus]

More than I are in your debt.

Someone pureblooded of our mutual acquaintance may have caught an uninitiated glimpse of a Disney movie and… well… now I know the sound of bristles "singing" 'Be Our Guest'.

Rather cricketty, actually.

Re: yesssss!

[timenssecundus]

Maybe the problem presents its own solution?

Food run?

1

[timenssecundus]

For the love of Merlyn, please, please tell me this text was intended for J or S and only sent to me by mistake.

Otherwise, I am never ever never letting them give me any form of intoxicant again.

d

[timenssecundus]

I was attempting to document/graph the experience. Apparently on myself for lack of paper. Relatedly: I am never letting you talk me into taking that, never not ever again.

a

[amaryllid]

For Salazar's sake, will you stop with the political commentary. We all know your speech. It's not the same as being 'enlightened' that you'll stoop to any alternative.

c.

[tsingtauense]

Ancient Muggle remedy. Any better now?

[canemstellam]

Ah, that explains it. I should have figured!

Don't you feel more relaxed and one with the Universe?