Owls from Last Night

[coreofaphoenix]

it's like texts from last night only better and with wizards/witches!

you know it goes

Comments

Re: 5.

[baby_deer]

Move in with Neville, they said. It will be chill, they said

[reparo]

There are spells that activate when a specific keyword is spoken, and you can modify them to specific letters.

[reparo]

Last week you texted to say he is growing weed in the geranium pots and that you've never loved a man more.

[baby_deer]

I shouldn't have started drinking before you answered that question

[baby_deer]

There is nothing not chill about weed, Hermione

[reparo]

Personally I think triggering them to the letter S is the most efficient option.

[reparo]

Surely no regrets then?

[baby_deer]

Fuck no he'll definitely regret that guitar solo

Re: 1.

[baby_deer]

I am not that drunk

SURELY

[reparo]

You're so foul-mouthed when you're underslept. Like an angry cat.

3

[lancifolium]

Somebody's cranky.

[baby_deer]

Don't make pussy jokes when I ALMOST got laid

5

[nev]

If I'm paying half the bills on this flat, I'm playing Stairway whenever I want.

[nev]

Is that coming from you, or your tits?

[nev]

Then I'm putting the Kylie back on.

[reparo]

I may be clever but I haven't managed to get them to text, Neville.

[baby_deer]

Because evil people scream 'watch me i'm a snake!' when they're about to orgasm?

[reparo]

So touchy! Just talk to him, you dolt.

1/3

[reparo]

You're the worst.

[reparo]

And the best.

[reparo]

Most people say "that's so good."

[baby_deer]

TIME AND PLACE MATE. TIME AND PLACE

[reparo]

I'm getting more wine.

[reparo]

He's just cranky because he couldn't seduce his date to Stairway.

[baby_deer]

Sorry mom meant to send that to Neville!

Also hello.

Nothing to worry about, we just had some disagreement about music stuff. Nothing to see here.