Owls from Last Night

[coreofaphoenix]

it's like texts from last night only better and with wizards/witches!

you know it goes

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[lancifolium]

Don't hide! You looked lovely in cheetah books I promise.

[lancifolium]

It'd be terrible for you to be driven mad by a toilet brush of all things, I'm willing to do what's needed to protect you Remus.

[timenssecundus]

Right now I'm feeling more scoured. Crayon isn't always easy to wash off. Depending where it is.

X-D ;-) <3

[amaryllid]

UGH! What a horrifying idea! You and Bella? NONONO. We all agree, you require a steady hand like Andromeda's.

I'm kidding, by the way. About that. But honestly. Why do you insist on always riling things up?

[amaryllid]

I'm
glad.

Truly.

[She'd meant it to be otherwise. But everyone turning away from Andromeda had hurt. The hole never really filled. That was when Cissa had decided, when she had her own, that other missions and values must be important, but the only unassailable monolith above all was family.]

These are complicated times.

But when aren't they, really

[tsingtauense]

Goddess of salt and oil? Hmmm. Not sure the equivalence.

I don't suppose any of you will ever tell me what that was about?

a.

[tsingtauense]

I see nothing, so no need to be embarrassed.

But I happen to have absorbent carbohydrates (muffins) to share if for any reason you wanted to talk.

[baby_deer]

Try underslept. Neville had a late night guitar recital. I was the only guest.

[baby_deer]

Please roll away from that guitar, or so help me...

[reparo]

I was GOING to help you two sort out your differences and come up with a schedule but if you're both going to be twats I am out.

[baby_deer]

I did not need to know this about your family, so at least we're both traumatized now.

But yeah I can't believe the choice is between Shacklebolt and a literal sentient broomstick that screams abuse at anyone who doesn't agree with it.

[reparo]

Are you trying to suggest I resort to flirting with Draco??
This is why I don't text you when drunk anymore, Harry.

[reparo]

Something to relax me? But without the added risk of halucinating Snape in a miniskirt.

[reparo]

Precisely why it deserves us.

[baby_deer]

I mean there was blood on your face all along, but there was significantly less on the rug before you started rock-and-rolling.

[reparo]

I'm guessing divorced guys won't be looking for someone to give them children.

[reparo]

And head scritches.

[reparo]

Nonsense, it could very much do with a pet. One without Sirius' fleas.

[reparo]

I don't know, that owl came to me first.

[reparo]

G? What, do you think my full name is Hermione Granger Granger?

Because inter-family marriages are a Black family thing.

[reparo]

I doubt anything can fall asleep with Kylie happening so loudly.

[reparo]

Fine, I'll take the wine away then.

[minhalilia]

Yes!

Getting my shoes on now.

[minhalilia]

But the wine...

Also. Why do guys suck.

[minhalilia]

It's a deal! Do you think they'll have those American biscuits?